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[Fri 8 May @ 8:46am] |
[Hexed Against Loyal Death Eaters]
I don't know about anyone else, but all of this talk of Death Eater sex has made me lose my appetite.
Not for sex, just food.
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[Thu 16 Apr @ 10:46pm] |
I remember when I was younger I hated going to weddings - usually one of my Dad's many. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next".
They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
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[Tue 17 Mar @ 4:34pm] |
So, as it turns out, vampires exist, which I'm sure you all knew. Which is all fine and dandy and good, unless you're the person they're sucking on, naturally, but it leads to more important questions.
Like what about zombies? Are there zombies? Are they going to take over the world one shuffling footstep at a time? But after seeing all of these movies about zombies, they really don't seem so hard to take out, so when I save the world single-handedly from zombies? I'm thinking I want some kind of commemorative shrine.
The Abominable Snowman? The monsters under the bed? SANTA CLAUSE? Since vampires exist, think of the possibilities. Mermaids exist! Naked, amply chested mermaids! So what about genies? If some weird lamp turns up, I call dibs! I want a genie. Not that I could wish myself much better, because really I have no where to go but down. But I could think of something.
So long as there aren't gremlins. Those creepy little puppet things freaked me out.
I want drinks. Someone go get drunk with me. Someone who isn't withered, ancient, and possibly a mummy. (I forgot mummies!)
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[Sat 28 Feb @ 4:27pm] |
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Merlin help me, if I knew who started this retarded fashion trend of wearing your pants below your ass, I would kill him with a weedwacker.
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[Wed 28 Jan @ 10:33pm] |
So I had some spare time today and I suddenly got this twinge of creativity... so... I decided to draw one of my best mates. I even coloured him! This my friends, is Tristan Harper:
( pasted into journal )
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[Sat 13 Sep @ 11:23pm] |
Going lingerie shopping with your girl is officially the most amusing thing that you could possibly do. Well, never mind, I take that back. A lot of you probably don't have the right personalities in your girls to make it the most amusing thing.
I tried really hard not to laugh at you, babes, I swear. But you were just so furiously embarrassed it was so laughable!
[Tristan, Brooklyn, Jag]
So that night out? I'm thinking that we could use one right about... tonight. I don't care if we have to drag you screaming from her doormat, Trist, we're getting you out of this hole you've put yourself into.
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[Mon 16 Jun @ 7:51pm] |
So I went out for some drinks last night with some of the guys from the team. Needles to say, I'm starting to think that they've been hit by a bludger or two, one too many times. You know those moments when some idiot says something that they mean to be funny, but it's really not and everyone just sort of stares at them? ...it was like one of those, except the rest of them actually laughed. Merlin. It's no wonder they can't catch a Quaffle. Sometimes I wish you could challenge the Captain position. Well, who knows, you might be able to but considering the Ministry is currently... gone, and that's the place to do it I could totally reorganize them... get the Bats a name in Quidditch next season If there is a next season
Hey Brooklyn, what was the name of that club you were announcing on the radio yesterday? We should double sometime? Maybe pull Jaggar and Tristan along? Assuming all of you boys can find dates and go have some fun for a night?
[Tristan]
Oye mate, how are things going with Annette? Pretty good from what I hear...
I was just thinking, maybe you should spend some time with Emma. I think that she's feeling a little down that you have a girl and are spending so much time with her. Just a thought.
[/Tristan]
That's all from this side of town. Over and out.
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| May 26th, 2003 |
[Mon 25 Feb @ 2:05pm] |
So Cho is alright, in case anyone wondered. Just a little scratched up after the match, but I think that most people where - either physically or emotionally. Which reminds me, I have to send those to Angelina... The Ministry has some nerve.
I considered starting a protest at their front door, but then I remembered that I have too much of a life to do that; and oh yeah - I don't want to get arrested over telling the Ministry they're a bunch of meticulous prats. I can just tell them on here. Most of you are a bunch of meticulous prats. Not to mention dunderheads. And little fecking bints that need to get your own lives. Oooh! Get excited! Let's go arrest a Death Eater in front of all of his fans so we can be populaaaaar! Fagots.
Anyway, in other news: I see that Brooklyn is failing to impress the ladies, for the first time in his existence. What does that feel like, B? I've never experienced it before. And Millicent, is it? Give him at least a small chance. He might be worth it, babe.
Anyway, I have a life to live. Later.
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[Tue 6 Nov @ 1:19pm] |
Sometimes I'm reminded why I never actually got a serious relationship after Cho. I mean yeah, I was still in love with her, but I think that in the back of my mind I was tired of having those arguments. And we didn't have them all the time, no, but you know? They were still there. And there was that grotesque feeling that if I put one toe out of line that it would be over. I hate being stressed like this. I don't do stress; it's never been friendly to me.
I think that I've just got to get things straight. I'm not trying to point out either side being right to her. I think that people did take it the wrong way, but she still needs to admit that she's just being jealous. It's not a matter of her yelling and them yelling, it's her calming down and just ignoring them or something. I'm not going to go yell at all of my mates just beacuse they went off on my girlfriend. I'll defend her when she needs defending, but she really did pull herself into this one.
I joke around. And I was joking around with Romilda, if that's even what she was talking about. Yeah, I went to a club with her; but that's me. I like to go out and have fun, but she can't expect me to not go out with my mates. That's who I am. I'm a socializing freak. But I was joking around! All the writing hearts and shit? And Cho joined in on that too, so to think that she comes back and gets all jealous about it... I feel like she doesn't know me enough. But then I do. Does that even make sense? No one knows me more than Cho does, not even my parents know me that well. She's got my heart in her hand, but sometimes I think that she doesn't know what to do with it.
[/End Hex]
[Hexed Private to Cho]
Let's go out. Right now. Get out of this country and go somewhere together.
[/End Hex]
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[Fri 19 Oct @ 4:42pm] |
So. I have the biggest hangover in the history of Roger Davies right now. I've actually had one for some time now. Well, I started drinking far before the match ever started because Laura made me spin around and pick a pub, so it's no surprise that I was wasted by the end of the night. I had to be practically carried out of that pub. Thanks to whoever that was... couldn't have made it without you.
Cho came over and we had a little chat about everything that's going on. Mostly me not telling anyone about what I'm thinking and what's going on. I guess I need to do that more when things happen. I'm not much of a dependent guy when it comes to my emotions, I'm usually the one that's there for whoever needs a shoulder. So this whole... finding Oliver thing has sort of struck me as odd and I didn't really know what to say. Walking in on one of your close mates having the shite taken out of him is a hard thing to take in. It's fortunate that I did.
My head's going to explode. I'm going back to bed.
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| [Hexed Private to the Order] |
[Mon 1 Oct @ 12:18pm] |
Hey, Thomas? Have you ever faced off against a Death Eater, little feck?
Didn't think so.
So shut the hell up. You have no idea what you're going on about. Go back to your anger management classes.
[/End Hex]
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[Wed 19 Sep @ 7:46pm] |
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Katie wanted me to check on you, so here I am checking on you. You alright? Want to come over?
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[Wed 18 Jul @ 3:32pm] |
ALRIGHT. That's it! Who's the git that filled my locker with perma-freeze icecubes!?
You know how icecubs stick to clothing? My robes are covered in ICECUBES. HAHAHAHA. There! I laughed! Now who did it?
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[Wed 27 Jun @ 3:05pm] |
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Holy hell.
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| February 15;; late evening - nearly morning |
[Mon 4 Jun @ 6:02pm] |
Ah, Morag is always so refreshing, not that other women cant provide the same pleasure, she just does it better. I like to think that I provide equal amounts of fun. You cant expect to get wonders in return for shite, right?
Some men on the other hand, Flint to be specific, just can not figure out what to do with the ladies. He shags, he brags, and then what? Do they ever come back? Look what he did to Johnson! Screwed her over on V-Day! What kind of sick joke is that? Angie, darling, sweet, gorgeousness; if you ever get tired of that git.. which cant be too hard, let me know. I am always willing to show you how the male gender should really act. Anytime.
Anywho, Quidditch on the other hand, is not as exciting as it was a few months ago. Not because we arent winning every game we play, but because.. well, I think it is just because it is getting near the end of the season and people begin to focus mainly on the top five teams. Which.. we are in. But everyone is just MAGPIES! PUDDLEMERE! I mean.. can you say get over it? Look! ROGER DAVIES! Maybe I will take my shirt off at the next match..
[Hexed Private to The Order]
Can I do something exciting? Something life threatening? Please?
[/Hexed Private to The Order]
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